Hello, I am

Alexander Harlan

And this is my personal website.

God only knows what might have brought you here, but I hope you'll find what you seek.

I've been around for about

Years

Days

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Sorry, the time is up.

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... is here to reflect my personality and represent who I am and what I hold dear until I come up with a proper self-introductory video.

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A Bit About Me

Who Am I?

Despite the constant negative press covfefe

Aerospace Leader

IT Manager

Presenter / Communicator

Scholar

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My Works

Mobile App

Instagram spam bots

Mobile App

Idiotic photo gallery

Web deisgn

Hipster cooking notes

stores

Pics of weirdly dressed people

web design

Took some pics in Ikea

web design

This site

Image from Freepik

What clients say

This is incredible how far someone will go to scam you for $5. I am positively impressed.

Sasha Grey

Business Owner

His schemes are bullshit, but the dickpick he sent my grandma sits proudly in my collection.

Riley Reid

Chief Accountant

This guy is an idiot.

Rocco Siffredi

Sales Manager

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